Wednesday, August 1, 2007
The Mating Habits of Rocks
As you probably are aware, my bio states that one of the things I do in my spare time is "Study the mating habits of rocks." If I had a penny for everytime someone asks me about this, I would have enough money to buy the Taj Mahal, the Albert Hall, and the Empire State Building, with enough change left over to get an order of chicken wings. Very soon you will be able to read my book based on five years of exhaustive research by my team of international scholars and myself. We have cracked the mystery of rocks and their mating habits. As you can see by the above picture, we have a rare photo of rocks caught mating in their natural environment. And as you can see from the below picture, the output of the mating are all these smaller rocks and pebbles. Look for the book, "The Secret Life of Rocks" very soon, along with the companion film, coming soon to a theater near you. Narrated by Paris Hilton.