Friday, July 13, 2007

Paris, Part Trois

Ok, I'm venturing into the field of politics right now. But how can it be that Paris Hilton, at 23 days, serves more time than Scooter Libby? Whose crime was worse?
Ok, on a more important note, the Mets win their first game of the second half. Go Mets! Although it's sad to see Father Time, aka Julio Franco, off the team.

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Paris, Part Deux

And so, no, Paris wasn't there at the book signing on June 23 at Borders, contrary to rumors. But reports have come out since on why she wasn't there. It turns out she wanted to come, and had her bags all packed, but the judge barred her from coming. When the judge found out she was planning on leaving the prison to attend the signing, he hauled her into court and ordered her to stay. On hearing this, Paris began to cry and turned to her mother and said, "Mom, why is he doing this to me?"

But now that Paris is out of jail, she can do what she wants, and as you can see from this picture of Paris holding The Knuckleball From Hell, Paris wants everyone to know that she is reading and enjoying it immensely.