Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Check out the YouTube video



Here's the video that's been posted on YouTube of The Knuckleball From Hell. Enjoy! Feel free to post a comment or to rate it.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Hair




Ok, it was a long swim from Guantanamo - you think they would have offered me at least a boat ride - but I'm back. It's great to be here once again, and I will abide by the Vice-President's dictum and only discuss the Mets. But then again, is there any other topic worth talking about? So let's discuss hair. To your left is a photograph taken the other day from inside the Mets clubhouse, when a serial razor went through the Mets clubhouse and sheared the locks of all Mets in their path. Samson may have rolled in his grave, thinking about what Delilah did to him. But so far the results are promising - the Mets are winning with their new locks. Which means others are now getting on the bandwagon. Exhibit A is the picture to the lower right - this picture was taken inside the Mets clubhouse one hour ago, this is a new rookie who wants to be on the team and was willing to shear their locks. What do you say - just because the rookie had the haircut, does the rookie now get to be on the team?

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

From The Boss




The boss here. My understudy George asked me for a request to free this Michael Wayne terrorist from Guantanamo. I have reviewed the records and I'm not thrilled about letting him out, but I'll relent. Just this once. Never again after that. But we'll be watching him. He does anything funny or says anything funny on his website, www.knuckleballfromhell.com
then he's going back. Stick to the Mets Mr. Wayne, and then while not fully safe, you at least have a better chance of being a free man.